Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
Margot, my five month old heeler
Sometimes I see pictures on “hook up” apps like Jack’d or Grindr and I’m like, you’re not cute, but you’re not ugly.
And then I see that they’re 27, and I’m like, HEEEYYYYY. Lemme get at you.